My computer loves me. *CRIES*

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

nicotinebatch:

curlyboff:

splendidly-english:

mokeythemoogle:

all-hail-king-loki:

This was not what I was expecting at all.

godamn

Instead of laughing I shall play this now.

my lungs ache of laughing omg help

naynippynay:

disneyismyescape:

thatdisnerd:

Alice is 4’6?!? I knew she was tiny, but whoa! As a short person myself I feel proud.

she’s a child… 

apparently my prince has to be around 6”

I’m as tall as Giselle and Ariel. Roughly.

randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hurricane-pookie:

cangreja:

absyntheandmarigold:

theawkwardlifeofnatalee:

crazyifsowhat:

catladytotherescue:

darrenista:

Everyone needs this on their dashboard. EVERYONE.

RIGHT IN THE FEELS

FOREVER REBLOG

gahh the Rapunzel and Hercules one

Am I the only one who thinks Jasmine and Aladdin’s kid looks like Lilo?

AWWWWW

Tarzan and Jane <3

friendly reminder:

CORNER. NOW.

BRB CRYING

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

pixardisneyghibli:

One month exactly!!!

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.